The Lord Of The Rings Quotes
Home Page

About Me

Photos Of Me

Photos Of My Friends

People I Like

The Lord Of The Rings Photos

Orlando Bloom

More Orlando Photos

Billy Boyd

The Lord Of The Rings Quotes

Disturbed Concert December 4 2002

My Stories

Fun Stuff

Vandalism Wall

Personality Tests

Polls

Links


Quotes from The Fellowship Of the Ring and the Two Towers films
This is sorted into categories of who said the quote


Gollum/Smeagol

"Smeeeeaaaaaagol, why you cry Smeagol?"

"tatters? whats tatters?
Sam - you know PO-TA-TOES"

"keep your nasty chips!"

"we like it raaaw!"

"IT BURNS!"

"not listening!" *covers ears*

"leave now and never come back!"

"nice hobbit"

"the fat hobbit knows!"

"rock and pool is nice and cool"

"she can kill them.....YEEEEEEEES!"


Merry and Pippin

Pippin: whats that?
Merry: this my friend, is a pint
Pippin: It comes in pints? im getting one

Merry: Hey!
Pippin: We're coming too
Merry: You'll have to send us home tied up in a sack to stop us!
Pippin: Well you need people of intelligence on this mission.......quest.........thing!
Merry: Well that rules you out

*after being named the fellowship*
Pippin: Great, so where are we going?

Merry: Its supposed to be in the ground
Pippin:It is in the ground
Merry: Outside
Pippin: this was your idea!
*rocket goes up*

Pippin: what about breakfast?
Aragorn: you've already had it
Pippin: We've have one yes, but what about second breakfast?
Merry: i dont think he knows about second breakfast Pip
Pippin: what about luncheon and afternoon tea and dinner and supper, he knows about them doesnt he?
Merry: i wouldnt count on it Pip

*after Frodo stamps out the fire*
Pippin: Well thats nice! ashes on my tomatoes!

Pippin: are we lost?
Merry: no
Pippin: i think we are
Merry: sssshh Gandalfs thinking
Pippin: Merry
Merry: what?
Pippin: im hungry

Merry: Don't know why he's so upset. It was only a couple o' carrots.
Pippin: And some cabbages. And those three bags of potatoes that we lifted last week. And - and then the mushrooms the week before!
Merry: Yes Pippin! My point is, he's clearly over reactin'!
Pippin: Run!

"Its a shortcut!
A shortcut to what?
Pippin: MUSHROOMS!"



Samwise Gamgee


"Look Mr Frodo, its an 'olliephaunt'"

"I have been droppin no eves sir, honest. I was just cutting the grass under the window there, if you follow me."

"Nothin' important, sir! I heard a great deal about a ring and a Dark Lord and something about the end of the world, but...please, Mr. Gandalf, don't hurt me! Don't turn me into anything...unnatural!"

"Trust a Brandybuck and a Took!"

Frodo: No, Sam, I'm going to Mordor alone!
Sam: Of course you are, and I'm coming with you!

Sam: This is it
Frodo: This is what?
Sam: If I take one more step, it will be the furthest away from home I've ever been.

"its your sam, dont you know who your sam is?"

"samwise the brave" *smiles*

Smeagol: tatters? whats tatters?
Sam: you know PO-TA-TOES, cook em mash em, put em in a stew!

Legolas

"Tis not the eastern shore that worries me. A shadow and a threat has been growing in my mind. Something draws near; I can feel it."

"Aragorn go!!!.......Hurry, Frodo and Sam have reached the Eastern shore!...You mean not to follow them?"

"there is a fell voice in the air"

"Lembas! Elvish waybread. One small bite is enough to fill the stomach of a grown man."

"The Uruks turn Northeast. They're taking the hobbits to Isengard!"

"A red sun rises. Blood has been spilt this night."

"This forest is old. Very old. Full of memory... and anger."

"That is one of the Mearas, unless my eyes are cheated by some spell."

"Le abdollen (You're late). You look terrible."

"Shall I describe it to you? Or would you like me to find you a box?"

"im on seventeen!..............nineteen!"



Frodo


"Alright, we put it away, we keep it hidden. We never speak of it again. No one knows it's here, do they? Do they Gandalf?"

"Take it Gandalf! Take it! You must take it! I'm giving it to you!"

"I will take the ring to Mordor. Though...I do not know the way."

"I wish the ring had never come to me, I wish none of this had happened."

"Then I know what I must do. It's just… I'm afraid to do it."

"No Sam. Go back Sam! I’m going to Mordor alone.
Sam- sure you are, but im coming with you"

Aragorn: are you frightened?
Frodo: Yes
Aragorn: Not nearly frightened enough

"Frodo wouldnt have got far without Sam"

"GANDAAAAAALF!"

"why do you that? call him names?"

"They're here.........they've come"

"we're not alone....."

"YOU MUST LET US GO!"

ok he's like the main character and i cant think of anymore quotes right now lol

Gimli


"Stinkin creatures!"

"and my axe!"

"its one of their wee belts"

"Hobbits, did you see two hobbits?"

Gimli:Toss me!
Aragorn: what?
Gimli: i cant make the jump, toss me!

"Its a bit tight around the chest"

"im alright dont panic!"

"I will be dead before I see the ring in the hands of an Elf!! Never
trust an Elf!!" (my exact word at this bit 'bastard' lol)

"Nobody tosses a Dwarf!"




Aragorn (Strider)


"I am Aragorn, son of Arathorn. If by my life or death I can protect you I will."

Frodo: What do you want?
Aragorn: A little more caution from you Mr. Underhill. That is no trinket you carry!


"You cannot wield it! None of us can. The One Ring answers to Sauron alone. It has no other master."

Description of Product
Detailed description of a product. This description could include: Basic information about the line of products and any information that you might use to describe your product. $ 19.95

Description of Product
Detailed description of a product. This description could include: Basic information about the line of products and any information that you might use to describe your product. $ 19.95

Description of Product
Detailed description of a product. This description could include: Basic information about the line of products and any information that you might use to describe your product. $ 19.95